Caf-fiend
Y'all. I need you to tell me if this is normal. I consider myself a morning person . I'm normally awake by 5:15-ish, out of bed by 6 or before, and 99% of the time I don't even need an alarm — unlike my husband, who sets like a gazillion alarms and then spends an hour snoozing them one by one, for reasons I will never understand. But like the majority of people, even a morning person like me needs a little kickstart. Because it isn't like I jump out of bed with guns a-blazin', raring to go (OMG I sound like my grandma . Help). It's more like a slow ooze off the mattress punctuated by a bunch of sighs and yawns and cracking joints. The problem is, I don't drink coffee. I know ... what a weirdo. I wish I did drink coffee because everybody who likes coffee is, like, obsessed with it. But I have to get my caffeine in some manner, and since an IV drip isn't an option, I just take it in pill form — literally from a generic bottle that says "Caffeine...
