Fighting off Frumpy

I decided to go through the Notes app on my phone today. And if you've got one, it's probably a lot like mine: a long list of weird one-liners with absolutely no context. I haven't gone through it in literally years , so there are notes in there dating back to as far as 2013 — so basically, almost Corbin's entire lifetime . It's crazy that there are so many things I thought were important enough to save in the moment, yet I have no clue what they mean now. A few ridiculous (and inexplicable) gems from my Notes App archives: "Carbicle. Coconut oil. Colin bring independent . Peeing standing vs sitting." "Kiss My Ass" "Steak tweezers. Thumb toe. Pants coat. Nose water." "I wonder if soaring through a sunrise feels as majestic as it looks or if the birds are just like, 'Damn traffic.'" "Fashion water. Bigfoot with little feet." "Pisket bastick." "Rock and roll caused delinquency." Yeah. I...