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May 07, 2012

Stay the F**k in Your Own Bed: a Poem

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Rita Templeton: I started my blog in 2009 when I was pregnant with my third son and felt like motherhood was devouring me whole. This has been a chronicle of my life since then. And yes, if you're currently in the trenches ... it gets better, I promise.

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things that make moms happy1
things that pass for chocolate1
things that sound dirty but aren't1
things we do for our kids1
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this baby factory is closed1
this baby factory is shuttin' down1
this is a serious question1
this is stupid1
this is why I'm not a fun mom1
this sucks3
Thread M.B.1
three year olds2
three-year-olds1
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Thurman3
time1
tipping1
TMI1
toddlers4
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toilets3
too old for this shit1
tooth whitening1
toys1
traditions1
transgender1
traveling with children2
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tricks1
trips1
trying to get photos of kids1
trying to get the hang of this1
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turkey sandwich1
tweens1
Twitter1
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ugh17
uh-oh1
uncles1
unemployed1
urine1
vacation4
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Valentine's Day4
vandalism?1
vanity1
vasectomy2
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veggies1
Victoria's Secret1
video camera embarrassment1
video games2
videos2
viral blog posts1
visitors make me fat1
vitamins1
volunteering1
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waffle-y1
waking up1
Walmart1
warm weather1
waterproof1
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we done been tricked1
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we're just ordering water next time1
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weirdness2
welcome1
what do y'all think1
what I'm thankful for1
what is this amazingness?1
what not to do1
what the hell am I doing1
what's the appeal1
whatever1
Wheat Thins1
when am I going to get past this stage in my life1
where all my money goes1
where do babies come from1
whining2
whiny kids1
why are moms frumpy?1
why are these kids like bottomless pits?1
why can't I afford a housekeeper?1
why can't I be wealthy?1
why can't I get anything good in my inbox any more1
why can't I get it together sometimes1
why can't I have mad computer skillz?1
why can't it all be calorie-free1
why can't my kids chew gum like normal people1
why do dads let everything go?1
why do I overthink stuff1
why does this stuff happen to me1
why doesn't stuff stay clean1
why I can't sit down to write an entire blog post in peace1
why I should stay off Facebook1
Why I Want My Sons to See Me Naked3
why I won't call you1
why is my eye twitching1
why my husband is awesome1
why won't my kids just do stuff1
why won't stuff stay clean1
whyyyyyy1
winter break1
wipe my butt1
wish list1
woman folding towels1
women's health1
work2
work-at-home mom1
wrapping paper explosions1
wrestling1
wrinkles1
wrinkly skin1
WTF7
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WTF is wrong with me2
WTF was I thinking1
WTF-ing1
WTF?9
yada yada yada1
yawn1
yet another poop story1
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you know you're a mom when ...1
you're the best mom ever1
you're welcome future in-laws1
yuck5
yucky1
yummy stuff1
zombies2
Zoomer1
Zumba8
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