Paper Phallus?

Okay. I'm sure that every single person reading this is mature, refined and intelligent (because posts about poop and fatness are, like, totally what the literati read). But I'm asking you today to forget about all that for a hot second and put your immaturity caps on. Because, my friends, Colin drew me a gem of a picture yesterday that I'm about to share with you. What do you think this is?


I KNOW, RIGHT?! It looks a little phallic, hmm? Right down to the - snicker, snicker - blue balls.

It's not the first time he's drawn something questionable. Remember when he presented me with this ... or this? He's always doodling, and his artwork has provided me with great amusement. But I seriously think this most recent one takes the cake.

So are you ready to wager a guess?

It's ..................



.......... scissors. Now do you see it? Yeah, me too. He got some new kiddie-scissors in preparation for Kindergarten and has been practicing with them ALL. THE. TIME lately. Apparently yesterday he traced over them to make me my own pair of scissors - with blue handles, just like his. Awesome.

This is definitely one to paste in the baby book.

   


Comments

  1. lol I thought that was a penis for sure....but if I tilt my head just so, and squint...Scissors.

    ReplyDelete
  2. BEST.PICTURE.EVER!!! Seriously, thanks for sharing that beut!

    ReplyDelete
  3. ha! ha! i LOVE that kid. he's the BEST artist ever. great picture. definitely one for the baby book!

    ReplyDelete
  4. LOL. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Scissors, huh? Wow, I need to go pray now.

    ReplyDelete
  5. HA HA HA! A perfectly logical explanation for something that seemed so innapropriate. I LOVE IT!

    ReplyDelete
  6. ...so you can pull it out and embarrass him when he's on his first date with THE girl of his dreams! Believe, it is a priceless moment. heh heh heh... I'd worry about you but I just can't stop laughing long enough to do so!

    ReplyDelete
  7. LOL. I love it!!
    Definatly something to post in his baby book :) I would have never guessed scissors!

    ReplyDelete
  8. That is so a penis. It just goes to show you, it's innate, they worship their boy parts from the time they're little.

    So great.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Oh that is a gem of a good one! When you asked me to guess tho (besides the obvious) I thought maybe a guitar... but now I see it. HA!

    ReplyDelete
  10. What a little artist. I would totally keep it in his baby book, if only to embarras him when he's older.

    ReplyDelete
  11. scissors? i did a double-take and those are not scissors. they are?

    it's must be me and my dirty little brain...

    ReplyDelete
  12. Oh my...think you're holding it up-side-down. :)
    I thought it was a heart the whole time...really I did, I don't get the blue balls part. HA! Who am I fooling.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Hahaha- even the tip looks anatomically (sp?) correct. :D

    ReplyDelete
  14. Uh,actually I thought it was a tulip up-side-down ;)
    You know once my daughter saw a phallus drawn on a bus, it was short indeed, she said "look! a car!" Phew!

    ReplyDelete
  15. LOL that's awesome. Thanks for sharing!

    ReplyDelete
  16. LMAO!!! Okay, I see the scissors now.

    ReplyDelete
  17. I knew that it was scissors from the start.

    Geez..... ;)

    ReplyDelete
  18. Of course they were scissors...no one has a green......LOL

    The innocence of babes.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Awwww.....how sweet of Colin to make you your very own scissors......and how funny that they could also double as a penis! LOL Gotta love that boy!

    ReplyDelete
  20. There's even PUBIC HAIR! See the circle-y squiggle on top of the blue balls? HAHAHAAH!!!

    ReplyDelete
  21. i trust you have seen the movie superbad? if not, you need to!

    ReplyDelete
  22. Is anything funnier than our kids!This is hilarious! Yes, a must for the baby book!
    Have a pretty night,
    Kristin

    ReplyDelete
  23. Thank goodness because the colors had me so worried.

    ReplyDelete
  24. That was great! Thanks for the laugh! And I sooo didn't know what to think it really was until you said - scissors, and it made sense.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Too funny!!!! His teacher will be so amused by him!!

    ReplyDelete
  26. So I know I'm late coming to the game, but I have like the EXACT same picture in the filing cabinet. Our youngest daughter traced her scissors, colored the bottom blue, and then drew red stripes all up the ... um, shaft? And then colored the tip red. It definitely went up on Facebook, and shall be kept forever.

    ReplyDelete

Post a Comment

Commenting makes you big and strong! Okay, maybe just strong. Okay, so it's only your fingers. But still ...

Popular Posts