I KNOW, RIGHT?! It looks a little phallic, hmm? Right down to the - snicker, snicker - blue balls.
It's not the first time he's drawn something questionable. Remember when he presented me with this ... or this? He's always doodling, and his artwork has provided me with great amusement. But I seriously think this most recent one takes the cake.
So are you ready to wager a guess?
It's ..................
.......... scissors. Now do you see it? Yeah, me too. He got some new kiddie-scissors in preparation for Kindergarten and has been practicing with them ALL. THE. TIME lately. Apparently yesterday he traced over them to make me my own pair of scissors - with blue handles, just like his. Awesome.
This is definitely one to paste in the baby book.
lol I thought that was a penis for sure....but if I tilt my head just so, and squint...Scissors.
ReplyDeleteBEST.PICTURE.EVER!!! Seriously, thanks for sharing that beut!
ReplyDeleteha! ha! i LOVE that kid. he's the BEST artist ever. great picture. definitely one for the baby book!
ReplyDeleteLOL. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Scissors, huh? Wow, I need to go pray now.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! A perfectly logical explanation for something that seemed so innapropriate. I LOVE IT!
ReplyDelete...so you can pull it out and embarrass him when he's on his first date with THE girl of his dreams! Believe, it is a priceless moment. heh heh heh... I'd worry about you but I just can't stop laughing long enough to do so!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I love it!!
ReplyDeleteDefinatly something to post in his baby book :) I would have never guessed scissors!
That is so a penis. It just goes to show you, it's innate, they worship their boy parts from the time they're little.
ReplyDeleteSo great.
super perfect! I love it!
ReplyDeleteOh, yes. This is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteOh that is a gem of a good one! When you asked me to guess tho (besides the obvious) I thought maybe a guitar... but now I see it. HA!
ReplyDeleteWhat a little artist. I would totally keep it in his baby book, if only to embarras him when he's older.
ReplyDeletescissors? i did a double-take and those are not scissors. they are?
ReplyDeleteit's must be me and my dirty little brain...
Oh my...think you're holding it up-side-down. :)
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a heart the whole time...really I did, I don't get the blue balls part. HA! Who am I fooling.
Hahaha- even the tip looks anatomically (sp?) correct. :D
ReplyDeleteUh,actually I thought it was a tulip up-side-down ;)
ReplyDeleteYou know once my daughter saw a phallus drawn on a bus, it was short indeed, she said "look! a car!" Phew!
LOL that's awesome. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Okay, I see the scissors now.
ReplyDeleteI knew that it was scissors from the start.
ReplyDeleteGeez..... ;)
Of course they were scissors...no one has a green......LOL
ReplyDeleteThe innocence of babes.
Awwww.....how sweet of Colin to make you your very own scissors......and how funny that they could also double as a penis! LOL Gotta love that boy!
ReplyDeleteThere's even PUBIC HAIR! See the circle-y squiggle on top of the blue balls? HAHAHAAH!!!
ReplyDeleteDying...
ReplyDeletei trust you have seen the movie superbad? if not, you need to!
ReplyDeleteIs anything funnier than our kids!This is hilarious! Yes, a must for the baby book!
ReplyDeleteHave a pretty night,
Kristin
Thank goodness because the colors had me so worried.
ReplyDeleteThat was great! Thanks for the laugh! And I sooo didn't know what to think it really was until you said - scissors, and it made sense.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!!! His teacher will be so amused by him!!
ReplyDeleteSo I know I'm late coming to the game, but I have like the EXACT same picture in the filing cabinet. Our youngest daughter traced her scissors, colored the bottom blue, and then drew red stripes all up the ... um, shaft? And then colored the tip red. It definitely went up on Facebook, and shall be kept forever.
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