Rockin' Around the Cuss-mas Tree
Anyway, for your listening pleasure, I've included the song here so you, too, can "have some fuckin' pie." The line is only about 29 seconds in, and only happens once - so listen carefully or you'll miss it!
(Or, like us, you can replay ... and replay ... and replay.)
The best part is, you don't have to turn your speakers down for fear someone will hear "the dirty word" - even if you're at work! Just tell your boss to shove it, you're spreading Christmas cheer. And unless they're tipped off to the secret profanity that lies within this squeaky-clean carol, no one will be the wiser.
Happy effin' holidays!