What Aisle is THAT On?

Colin worked diligently at the kitchen table this morning to make me a grocery list. He's just learning to read and write, and so sometimes it takes a little work to decipher what everything says, but for the most part I can get it. (It's that parent-thing that allows you to translate for your kids when, like, "thank you" sounds like profanity.) As I read through the items on the list, I was impressed - it's all stuff I would actually buy. With one big exception (or would that be two?):



Yep, that indeed does say "TITS." As for what it's supposed to say, it remains a mystery - because Colin couldn't remember what he was trying to spell.

I can't help but think that someone exactly like him wrote this grocery list that I found on the floor of Hy-Vee a while ago:



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  1. haha. My husband draws profanity (not his day job otherwise we'd be broke if he was an artist) or writes "blow me" on our lists.
    Charming.

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  2. Maybe it was ring - or tits kinda sound like chips

    Haven't been around in a while. School is kicking my butt. I MISS YOU, WOMAN!!!

    Hope you and the babies are all doing well.

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  3. I'm also pretty sure he ended the first line with "LMAO."

    I think the boy knows what he's writing.

    Maybe it's time for more breast feeding?

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  4. I totally thought that the word was RING. I guess my mind did get out of the gutter but now I want to get back in.

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  5. hahaha! i need to pick up a new pair of tits myself!

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  6. I think it says icing - as in "chocolate icing" to go with the cupcakes in the cupcake papers?

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  7. Chocolate MILK? Of course that could just be thought transference 'cause I want some!

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  8. I suspect he wants some Ritz crackers?

    Too cute!

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  9. Tits and beer - so obviously boys! hee-hee.

    and Rita, very sorry about your friend, your dog, Andy. Such a sad loss, I hope you are feeling a little better every day.

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  10. Bwahahahhaaaahaaaa!! I think I'll put 'tits' on the shopping list the next time I send Hubs, and see what he has to say when he comes home. Damn, if only it were as easy as buying a new pair at the grocery store. ;)

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  11. It's a good grocery list, but I thought that word was "ring," too. A ring isn't usually on the grocery list, but neither are tits! LOL

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  12. I thought the word was icing too as in chocolate icing. Either way, I LOVE it!

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  13. Hmm, I think the first one he may have learned from you and your "storage area"! As for the second, maybe the hubs was channeling info to him!

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  14. call it the voyouer in me, but I always love to look in other people's carts or read their grocery lists, it is amazing the things you find out about them.

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  15. Ahahahahaha...Tit-Bits maybe?

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  16. LOL gotta love it! How nice he was wanting to be so helpful! :P And I forgot about that list you found - hysterical!!!

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