Mona Gets Around

She's got hair that never gets messed up, baby blues to die for, and a bod that looks good in a bustier. (Plus awesome taste in accessories - I mean, the way those silver wrist cuffs set off her shimmery little star-shaped earrings? HAWT.) And she never gets bad breath. She's the kind of cool I imagine myself to be when I dance and sing in front of the mirror fantasize about, well, being cool.

All in all, she's the total package. So why was she hanging out at my house? In ... Iowa?

A few months back, the powers-that-be behind the uber-cool Moxie Media asked me - ME! - to play hostess to their mascot, Moxie Mona. It seems Mona was traveling around the blogosphere, visiting bloggers all over the United States ... and they needed someone to show her around Iowa. Of course, I jumped at the chance.

I'm reppin' what people call the Quad Cities. The QC is made up of - you guessed it - four cities: Davenport (where I live), Bettendorf, Rock Island, and Moline. Although Rock Island and Moline are in Illinois. But we're only separated by the Mississippi River, and we co-mingle a lot. (Even though the Iowa side is infintesimally more awesome.)

Anyway, it's always nice to show people that there's more to our state than this:

Of course, that IS part of our state - a big part, actually - so that's where we started. And Mona, though appreciative of the view, was all, "This outfit is so not cornfield-friendly." Apparently the corn silks were making her itchy. Who knew?

So we took her to someplace much more cosmopolitan: the John Deere Pavilion.

Moline, one of the four Quad Cities, is the headquarters of John Deere. (You know, the green lawn mowers and farm equipment?) The John Deere Pavilion is an agricultural museum, and Mona checked out the tractors and combines and such. She's a California girl, so I didn't expect her to know much about farm equipment ... but she nearly got us in trouble when she busted out her mad heavy-machinery-operating skillz.


When she was all "farmed out" we took her for some more sightseeing. First to the Centennial Bridge, the gateway between Davenport and Rock Island (and the site of a SPECTACULAR fireworks display every Fourth of July) ...



... Then on to The District, the arts and entertainment hub of Rock Island, where she made a new friend (because, as it turns out, she has a "thing" for guys in fedoras) ...

And since I was hugely pregnant, Mona let my husband - even though he wouldn't be caught dead in a fedora - take her out to the ballgame. The Quad Cities River Bandits game, that is, at Modern Woodmen Park.


Then we showed Mona to the banks of the mighty Mississippi River, where the Celebration Belle steamboat just happened to be paddling its way through the beautiful waters.


And we finished off the day with a little gambling. Because people in Iowa know how to par-tay. Mona won like ten thousand dollars, and coolly pocketed the cash somewhere in that teeny bustier of hers like it was nothing. She didn't even look bulgy afterward (which is totally not fair, because I could carry a postage stamp in my pocket and look like I've gained ten pounds). Oh Mona, how do you do it?


There were so many other things we could have experienced. I mean, our corner of Iowa is more than just corn: we have culture! There's the Figge Art Museum, the Putnam Museum of History & Natural Sciences, Vander Veer Botanical Park, the Quad City Symphony, the little specialty shops in the historic Village of East Davenport ... the list goes on and on. But Mona's touristy sightseeing was cut short by one big, little thing: the birth of our son, Coby.

Mona took charge in the delivery room, securing my IV, once again amazing us by pulling a random skill from her hat - er, tiara.



And she proved to us that she's got a way with the opposite sex. Or with kids. Or both. Just look at how calm and tranquil our new son became in her presence!


I think Mona totally dug Iowa. Itchy cornsilks and all. But being the diva-in-demand that she is, it was time for her to move on to her next location. (And to tell you the truth, I was getting a little weary of fending off the paparazzi that stalk her all the time.)

Ciao, Mona. Or as we say here in exotic Iowa ... bye.

If you'd like to see where Mona's been, or follow her to her next adventure (and find some sweet new bloggage in the meantime), check out her home at Mayhem & Moxie - her entire itinerary can be found there.

Happy trails, everyone! Y'all come back now, hear?


Comments

  1. Mona was there for the birth of your son? How exciting......and a big congratulations to you. I SUPER DUPER enjoyed this post. I never knew what cities make up the Quad cities, and didn't realize they were separated by the Mississippi. Love your blog design and prose, too.

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  2. OMG! You gave birth while Mona was in your care?!?! Rita!! I can hardly believe this post. There Mona is with your IV and your new baby boy. How did you ever even manage to put this post together? I know that I have been away from the blogosphere for a bit, but I didn't even have any idea that you were pregnant.

    Lord in heaven woman, you rock my world. Thank you for such an amazing post and for being the truly awesome girl that you are.

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  3. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?? You freaking rock!!! And congratulations!! I'm in love with this post!!

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  4. Awwwww....Mona delivered your baby!!! I knew she was powerful, but I didn't know she was THAT powerful!! Congratulations!

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  5. Congrats on your baby. Between the 2 of us I think Mona has had her share of birthing babies and is probably thrilled ot move onto to somewhere quieter.

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  6. that is so cool that Mona was there for your son's birth....wow...I don't think I can top that!

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  7. Congrats! Who knew that Mona possessed those mad OB/GYN skillz?!

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  8. I love learning about Iowa. I was born in Iowa City but we moved to Norway 9 months later so I know very little about my birth state. This was cool. And the pics at Coby's birth are priceless and REALLY show who you are and your amazing sense of humor. Someday he'll look at them and remember Moxie! Glad I discovered your blog!

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  9. How cool- what a houseguest to even travel with you to the hospital...you gave her quite the tour!

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  10. Wow! How exciting that Mona could be there with you guys in the hospital. That's some memory-making material for sure. Congratulations on your new son!

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  11. Just passing through while following Mona's journey, and I also noticed your SITS button..lol..Looks like she had the adventure with you! Congrats on your new baby!

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  12. Whoa! How am I supposed to top a live birth with Mona?! Way to steal the show! :)

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  13. Oh, your sweet little baby is ADORABLE! How cool that Mona could be one of the first to meet him! SWEET! Love your state. We love John Deeres in our house. Farmers are the life blood of our country! Hope you are recovering and doing well with the new baby! Blessings!

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  14. This is the coolest Mona story, hands down!! I can't believe she attended the birth of your son :) What a fun story to share with him when he is older.

    Congrats on your new baby!

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  15. That's so nice that Mona was there when you gave birth :)

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  16. Very cool!
    I can't believe I only learned about the Quad Cities a few years ago and now I now at least one person that lives in each of the four cities! Also funny that Mike and I have been to The John Deere Pavilion and took our picture in front of that same combine. Although, I'm sure we don't have Mona's mad farming skillz.

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  17. Dang! She is quite the busy gal! I love this project!!

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  18. HA! She's in the bed with your newborn! Oh my goodness. I was lovin' this post before that picture, but now that I've seen that picture I think I'm going to die a happy woman. Bahahahahaha!

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  19. LOL to the picture of Mona & Curtis....he looks excited to get his picture taken with her! LOL

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  20. Oh wow - you are one DEDICATED blogger! I can't believe Mona was there while you were giving birth and you still managed to take pictures!

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  21. Wow, amazing that you thought to include Mona in the new baby celebrations!

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  22. Great post! It was like 4 pics before I thought, hmmm, why is wonder woman in each pic. I'm such a dork!

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  23. Wow, that Mona sure gets around! I'm glad you got to show her some of the great stuff Iowa has to offer!

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