Give it Away, Give it Away, Give it Away Now

One thing I've noticed since I became a blogger: there are lots of giveaways! By simply browsing the blogosphere and entering contests, you can win books and backpacks, lotions and lollipops, clothing and cameras and countless other cool items.

So you know what? I've decided to do a giveaway too.

That's right.

Simply spread the word, become a follower, link to my blog, Tweet about how fabulous you find "The Frump," and leave a comment - and you could win one of the following AMAZING prizes:

- A pile of laundry big enough to lose yourself in!
- A litter box that I neglected forgot to scoop yesterday!
- A wardrobe of stretched-out maternity clothes!
- A dishwasher full of dirty, mismatched dishes - clean them and they're all yours!
- An only-slightly-overflowing trash can that missed the garbage collector this week (damn it)

See? You don't want to lose out on the SpEcTaCuLaR and AwEsOmE chance to make my mess your mess. Enter to win and take home a bit of frumpy for yourself! ;)

(Lucky you: if you caught the Red Hot Chili Peppers reference in the title, you get a bonus entry!)


  1. I can't wait to win your mess! My mess just isn't big enough!

    I follow aleady so now I have more of a chance to win the dirty litter box. YAY!!!!

  2. I started following a few days ago, and must say I love you...... More for your writing, than for your lovely sounding "Mess"......

    Plus.... I've got the litterbox, laundry, and dishes...... The stretched out maternity clothes were all used as homemade band aids, and dust cloths.... years ago.......

    Write on, I'm loving it!

  3. Why not set up a mess swap? I bet I can find things in your mess that I've always wanted! Well, maybe not the stretched out maternity clothes - but other cool stuff like mashed colored marshmalows!

  4. this is the best give away post EVER! I am so glad that I became your follower (thanks Summer). You are fabulous!!!!!

  5. i'm dying from laughter...awesome giveaway...perhaps we can work out a trade instead though?!

  6. Other people's messes are always more fun then mine. I'm in!

  7. ooh ooh enter me enter me! I want to win, I need more laundry to do anyway! Your give away makes me laugh, i love it.

  8. I'm a little nervous about leaving a comment, (especially since I got the RHCP reference) since that is what gets you entered into drawings on most blogs...

  9. You are one of the funniest bloggers on the planet! Over there pretending you don't love laundry and dirty liter boxes... you cracks me up lady;)


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