Half the Fun is Trying
Okay, so I'm talking about Internet babymaking ... a.k.a. "wasting valuable time on a website." (Ironically, the fact that I actually am making a baby is precisely why I haven't been doing any *ahem* ... well, you know.) But I came across this
First, if Curtis and I ever had a little girl (which I'm beginning to think is impossible, given the fact that we're on our THIRD boy), she'd apparently look like this:
Then there's Baby Beckham. Not too shabby. Eat your heart out, Posh.
And then there's my baby with Brad Pitt (whose last name would be Templeton-Pitt since he obviously digs the hyphenation):
Speaking of questionable ... WHY does my child with Jude Law look black ...
Let's try it with a different photo of me ...
Yep, still black. Craziness.
And while we're on the subject of craziness: y'know who I make surprisingly cute babies with? Yeah - Marilyn Manson.
His real name is Brian Warner and he's originally from Ohio. So even if he is a freak, his sperm must totally still be all-American, midwestern stock. Hence the Macaulay Culkin lookalike that our little Internet dalliance created.
So what are you all waiting for? Go